Sunday, May 22, 2005

Bloodshot eyes, cracked lips, sore throat, muscle ache, dizzy.

I have just made an interesting discovery over these weekend. I bought a couple of vodka's from the grocery store to add together to my old stock. Yesterday afternoon, the sight of those bottles were just too tempting. I took 2 bottles in the afternoon, and just to confirm my suspicion, I took another one at night.

Bet half of you all out there doesn't know how to make the veins dilate. Sugar! Drink more sugar water, eat more really sweet things, most preferbly high concentration of glucose, the simplest form of carbohydrate, since most sugar having high concentration of carbo.

Vodka is an extremely sweet kind of alcoholic drink, it's even sweeter than those Tiger, Carlsberg and all those we can find everyday on the shelves of supermarket. The sweet alcoholic drink, after we gobbled it down our throat, our digestion system kicks in. It can sense some glucose in the drink, well, our body always has a soft spot for glucose. The nerve system will dilate all the blood vessels so that we can absorb as much glucose as we can. That's the trick which vodka is capable of doing. After that, the alcohol kicks in. In the dilated blood vessels which exist in almost every place in our body, so whenever any alcohol pass through, the alcohol will absorb the water together with it, inclusive of the watery material of our body cells. That's why alcohol will make us feeling dehydrated. And that's how I get all those superb effects stated up there...

Just to prove that my theory is right, anybody fancy being my test subject?

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