on Speaking

In Malaysia..
If you cannot speak English, you are doing just fine...
If you can speak broken English, it's really a common thing.
If you can speak Manglish, you can get around easier.
If you can speak Singlish, probably you can get around easier in Singapore...

If you can speak proper English with no accent, all people do that, don't they?
If you can speak English with American accent, people will treat you with more respect..
If you can speak English with British accent, only half of the people in M'sia can understand what you're babbling aboot...Did you see that booos past by?
If you can speak English with Australian accent, Zit is hard yakka, dinkum?

Oh well..
I hate exams..
They took my Jesslyn away from me.