We were to have hooves instead of fingers, how would we be able indulge in fantasies such as picking our ears/nose in the public? Maybe we should start looking at a wider perspective. Some probably would be thinking that human won't be able to live in such modern world by now, some probably would be thinking that there's no way to wank ourselves but, it's those little things that sets us apart from one another. :D
Pssst.. I'll let you on with a terrible secret..
I think roti canai is cursed since ancient times..
Based on the nature of the curse..
Our ancestors must have been using roti canai to great feats..
Perhaps tower of babel is built using roti canai(s)..
Probably you can only see the curse when you ate enough roti canai...
It's cursed in such way that it's only possible to be prepared by males only.
As a matter of fact, I've never actually seen a lady preparing roti canai before... until today.
The roti canai dude went MIA today and was replaced by a lady.
The roti canai?
Tasted like a mousepad.
Flat and stiff.
Oh ya, I forgot.
Bet you guys never even taste a mousepad before.
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