10 reasons to stay out of scout movement activities.

1) Prepare to spend more money. I got my shorts ripped in that male dominated society.
- It was made of half nylon half fabric.. can you imagine that?
- Guess, can't expect too much from Fajar's stuff. :D

2) We get ourself injured most of the time. I got my thumbs chopped off. Just the tip of it. I don't think it's that serious, but the doctor took 4 hours to mend it up. It's cute looking at my sutured thumb.
- I have to stopped my piano lesson for 1 month.
- I have to stop my chinese calligraphy session for 1 month.
- I can't ride bicycle for 1 month.
- Effectively shut me out from basketball and soccer for 1 month.
- I have to stop my painting session for 1 month.
- I can't swim for 1 month!

3) Most of us look like roasted pork after joining it because, they just love to hold outdoor activities after 11 am. Extremely rigorous events after 2pm.
- How bad was it? My mom could't even recognize me once when I reached home at 11 pm night time.

4) I was having loose bowel everytime we went for camping trip. Maybe it's true that guys can't cook.
- And oh, I was helping out in the kitchen most of the time.
- Hey, I remember cleaning the fish bowels using high pressure water pump.

5) We scouts will never get the top spot in academic performance, all the time. No matter how hard we try.
- I dont know, maybe it's a curse.
- Or we are just downright lazy.

6) Most scouts members are really weak in chinese subject. Especially writing essays.
- I don't remember anyone getting A's for SPM.
- Me? Psst, my dad nearly killed me.

7) We like to invade others compound to steal stuffs.
- Bamboos, banana leaves, that is.
- Occasionally, watermelons, bananas.. :D

8) We will become nerd-like because the strict rules imposed in this kind of society.
- The nerd of all nerds, that's me, was the first to actually get a girlfriend.
- The rest.. ahem.. please accept my condolences. :D

9) We get to be friends with leeches, and all sort of bugs, snakes, sometimes, cats.
- I dont know why do these animals are interested to jump into the midst of all male dominated society.
- Maybe it's the smell.. you know.. the smell of nature. :D

10) We can't blog well.
- Well, I don't see any other blogs getting interesting.
- Guess it's a social defect eh.

After all has been said and done..
I'm still grateful to my parents because..
If they have never forced me in the first place..
Who knows what I might have become now....

Just teaching you all how to appreciate the gift of reminiscence..